As part of our fantasy that we can, if not control time, at least keep track of it, we humans have moved from sundials that throw shadows, to clocks with hands that go around and around, to machines with flipping or glowing numbers.
Now comes a clock that literally tells time in words — and you can even select the language from among the seven on offer.
Yes, according to the “Gadgetwise” section of The New York Times on June 23, 2011, a German company has introduced a clock that will display the words “It is a quarter past one” (or whatever) and update them every five minutes. The clock has many other features and, in addition to its many languages, comes in many colors (all of them food-related, for some reason — like “dark chocolate” and “vanilla sugar”). And yes, if you have to ask how much it costs … well, you know the rest.
I usually like to applaud new ideas, not criticize them. But this clock makes me wonder. Writers are constantly being admonished to show, not tell. And most children learn to “tell” time and “read” a (traditional) clock at about when they learn to read words. But what about the 85% of US juvenile inmates who are functionally illiterate, according to the National Center for Educational Statistics?
OK, so I’m over-thinking this one.